Two Time Dan 1923 Vs2

by James Pitt-Payne, London UK - 23Jan2025
2025

I want to tell you all about a certain person
I mean about a man who never needs rehearsin'
For playin' the part of a fickle vampin' fool
'Cause as a rule he meets a gal
And just as soon as she's a "goner"
He's sure to have another one around the corner
Who swears that he's true
But between me and you
He's true to quite a few

That's TwoTime Dan
He's just a twotime man
He falls in love with brand new mammas every day
And there ain't one time when
He doesn't twotime them
He's got a vampin' eye
a gentle touch;
I'm askin' did you ever hear of
anything such?
He gets his dues
'Cause breach of promise blues
Are takin' all of TwoTime Danny's ones and twos
When he was young I heard he even was worse
Folks say he twotimed his nurse
That doublecrossin', apple saucin' man
Called TwoTime Dan

That's TwoTime Dan
He's just a twotime man
He falls in love with brand new mammas every day
And there ain't one time when
He doesn't twotime them
He's got a vampin' eye
a gentle touch;
I'm askin' did you ever hear of
anything such?
He gets his dues
'Cause breach of promise blues
Are takin' all of TwoTime Danny's ones and twos
When he was young I heard he even was worse
Folks say he twotimed his nurse
That doublecrossin', apple saucin' man
Called TwoTime Dan

Meets a gal at nine, kisses at ten
Dines at 'leven, Boy, and then
Proposes at twelve, marries at one
Works as fast as a shot from a gun
In the afternoon, their honeymoon
Back at eight, with his mate
And at nine, goin' fine
But at ten then, it's someone else again

never knew
What it meant to be true
He's like a baby when with some old toy he's through
Down at the track he won some dough on a horse
By the name of Double Cross
That woman bossin', money tossin' man
Called TwoTime Dan

He doesn't even know the meaning of a steady
For new sweet mammas you can bet he's always ready
He'll love 'em one day
Then he'll bid each one "good bye"
Without a sigh
You've surely heard of Mister Heinz's fiftyseven
Well Danny's got that many mammas plus eleven
He'll treat 'em so nice
They are in paradise
Then he'll turn cold as ice

That's TwoTime Dan
He's just a twotime man
He falls in love with brand new mammas every day
And there ain't one time when
He doesn't twotime them
He's got a vampin' eye,
a gentle touch,
I'm askin' did you ever hear of
He never knew
What it meant to be true
He's like a baby when with some old toy he's through
Down at the track he won some dough on a horse
By the name of Double Cross
That woman bossin', money tossin' man
Called TwoTime Dan

That's TwoTime Dan
He's just a twotime man
He falls in love with brand new mammas every day
And there ain't one time when
He doesn't twotime them
He's got a anything such?
He never knew
What it meant to be true
He's like a baby when with some old toy he's through
Down at the track he won some dough on a horse
By the name of Double Cross
That woman bossin', money tossin' man
Called TwoTime Dan

Meets a gal at nine, kisses at ten
Dines at 'leven, Boy, and then
Proposes at twelve,

Soft karaoke
Words
piano 1
piano 2
piano 3
piano 4
lyric
pizz str bass
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Two Time Dan 1923 Vs2
by Roy Turk & J.Russell Robinson
© MCMXXIII by Waterson Berlin & Snyder Co.
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sequence & karaoke by James Pitt-Payne, London UK
on Thursday 23 January 2025 at 20.27
in association with Laurence Rubenstein
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James Pitt-Payne