When The Whole Damm Family Stuck Around 1915

by James Pitt-Payne, London UK - 17 July 2010
2010

There's a happy fam'ly
by the name of Damm,
There's father, there's mother
and sister Mary Ann.
There's the little Damm dog,
and the little Damm cat.
And the whole Damm fam'ly
have a three room flat.
Now ev'ry Sunday evening,
little Mary Ann,
Had her lovin' sweetheart call,
But while they were together,
they would talk about the weather,
for they didn't get a chance to love at all.

Because the Whole Damm fam'ly stuck around,
Oh, the whole Damm fam'ly stuck around,
She showed him to the parlor,
where the lights were burning low,
He longed to hug and kiss her
for he knew she loved it so,
But when the whole Damm fam'ly stuck around
He didn't dare to make a move or sound.
Ev'ry time her father took a nap,
He'd kiss his little Toodles
then he'd set her on his lap.
But you can't have a chicken
in a three room flat
While the whole Damm fam'ly stick around.

Whole Damm fam'ly stuck around,
Oh, the whole Damm fam'ly stuck around,
She showed him to the parlor,
where the lights were burning low,
He longed to hug and kiss her
for he knew she loved it so,
But when the whole Damm fam'ly stuck around
He didn't dare to make a move or sound.
Ev'ry time her father took a nap,
He'd kiss his little Toodles
then he'd set her on his lap.
But you can't have a chicken
in a three room flat
While the whole Damm fam'ly stick around.

Lights are low, it's time to go,
it's half past two.
Still father and mother just stick around like glue.
The little Damm dog,
and the little Damm cat.
They are fast asleep upon the front room mat.
Out into the hall he took his Mary Ann,
Just as sore as he could be,
He got a little bolder,
placed her head upon his shoulder,
When the parrot winked his eye
and screamed with glee.

Because the Whole Damm fam'ly stuck around,
Oh, the whole Damm fam'ly stuck around,
She showed him to the parlor,
where the lights were burning low,
He longed to hug and kiss her
for he knew she loved it so,
But when the whole Damm fam'ly stuck around
He didn't dare to make a move or sound.
Ev'ry time her father took a nap,
He'd kiss his little Toodles
then he'd set her on his lap.
But you can't have a chicken
in a three room flat
While the whole Damm fam'ly stick around.

Whole Damm fam'ly stuck around,
Oh, the whole Damm fam'ly stuck around,
She showed him to the parlor,
where the lights were burning low,
He longed to hug and kiss her
for he knew she loved it so,
But when the whole Damm fam'ly stuck around
He didn't dare to make a move or sound.
Ev'ry time her father took a nap,
He'd kiss his little Toodles
then he'd set her on his lap.
But you can't have a chicken
in a three room flat
While the whole Damm fam'ly stick around.

Soft karaoke
Words
piano 1
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lyric
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When The Whole Damm Family Stuck Around 1915
by Max Clay & A.Fred.Phillips
© 1915 by Phillips, Clark Pub.Co.
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sequence & karaoke by James Pitt-Payne, London UK
on Saturday 17 July 2010 at 10.32
in association with Veda Meyer-Castens
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