Watch The Professor 1907 'The Tattooed Man'

James Pitt-Payne, London UK - 22 Jan 2004

There is a certain knack,
most people seem to lack
in making love,
in making love.
You cannot learn by rule,
you cannot learn at school,
this making love.
This making love.
Most fellows work is crude,
most amateurs are rude,
they've no finesse,
in a caress,
and when they take a kiss,
they scare a timid Miss,
now this is something like it
more or less.

Watch the professor,
and you'll learn a thing or two,
watch the professor,
and you'll know just what to do.
You must not interfere,
when it's up to you I'll call.
Watch the professor,
if you want to know it all.

Watch the professor,
and you'll learn a thing or two,
watch the professor,
and you'll know just what to do.
You must not interfere,
when it's up to you I'll call.
Watch the professor,
if you want to know it all.

I think I comprehend,
the method you commend in making love,
in making love.
As pupil I am bright,
now see if I am right,
in making love,
in making love.
My arm is snugly placed,
around her slender waist,
I turn her face, in poise of grace.
And then her lips I pose,
like petals of a rose,
and I enfold her in a sweet embrace.

Watch the professor,
if some pointers are required,
Yes, I am watching,
and it makes me very tired.
You must not interfere,
for you chances are too small.
Watch the professor,
if you want to know it all.

Watch the professor,
if some pointers are required,
Yes, I am watching,
and it makes me very tired.
You must not interfere,
for you chances are too small.
Watch the professor,
if you want to know it all.

I think I understand,
I'll do as you command
now watch me pray,
attention pay.
I nestle to his side,
an artless little bride,
Professor, say
That's not the way.
Should I my face upturn,
with eyes that seem to yearn
for just one kiss,
about like this.
You'd better stop, I guess,
it's time for a recess,
this class hereafter you had better miss.

Watch the professor,
for the bell on him has rung,
Watch the professor,
he is absolutely stung.
I see I'm not in it,
and, I'm feeling very small.
Watch the professor,
if you want to know it all.

Watch the professor,
for the bell on him has rung,
Watch the professor,
he is absolutely stung.
I see I'm not in it,
and, I'm feeling very small.
Watch the professor,
if you want to know it all.

Soft karaoke
Words
piano 1
piano 2
piano 3
piano 4
lyric
pizz str bass
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Watch The Professor 1907
Lyrics by Harry B. Smith
Music by Victor Herbert
copyright MCMVII by M. Witmark & Sons.
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sequence and karaoke by James Pitt-Payne, London UK
on Thursday 22 January 2004 at 23.37
in association with Doug Grierson
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Frank Daniels in Chas. Dillingham's Production
"The Tattooed Man." -  A Comic Opera.
Music by Victor Herbert. Lyrics by Harry B. Smith.
Book By Harry B. Smith and A.N.C. Fowler.
Harry B. Smith  - A. N. C. Fowler Publication:
New York: M. Witmark & Sons, 1907.
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