Tiddley-Om-Pom.

Seq - Dr. J.Pitt-Payne. Kar - Bunty Pritchard Jones. Jan 2001.

If you feel an inclination,
to go to Paris to improve your education,

Take advice from one who knows what's what,
you can't learn much there nowadays.

If to see things you've decided
It would be better if you did the same as I did,

Take a trip, go to Spain.
When you come back again,
you'll perhaps know what I mean.

Tiddley~om~pom! Tiddley~om~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

Oh the folks they do go on so
In the land of King Alfonso.

They're a somewhat of a rum lot
Well the best thing I can say,

Is Pom~tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

Tiddley~om~pom! Tiddley~om~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

Oh the folks they do go on so
In the land of King Alfonso.

They're a somewhat of a rum lot
Well the best thing I can say,

Is Pom~tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

When you see the girl who dances
in tricky manner that peculiar to France is,

You'll perhaps get quite excited
at the vast display of underwear.

But altho' you get your eye full,
of fal~the~riddles,

after all it's but a trifle
and to call that a dance, why,

it ain't got a chance
with the way girls dance in Spain.

Tiddley~om~pom! Tiddley~om~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

Oh! the dainty dancing donah
sends you off your 'barcelona'.

the contortions they are cautions!
Well the best thing I can say,

Is Pom~tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

Tiddley~om~pom! Tiddley~om~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

Oh! the dainty dancing donah
sends you off your 'barcelona'.

the contortions they are cautions!
Well the best thing I can say,

Is Pom~tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

When a Spaniard starts love~making,
he acts about in such a way there's no mistaking.

And so far as my experience goes.
The girls are somewhat similar.

It's a game they spend some time at
well, I suppose it all depends upon the climate;

And it seems pretty clear
that it's played over here
in a way that's much too slow.

Tiddley~om~pom! Tiddley~om~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

But the Spaniard when he's 'spooney',
he goes absolutely 'looney'

Oh, it's frightful! (but delightful)
and the Spanish ladies say,

It's Pom~tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

Tiddley~om~pom! Tiddley~om~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

But the Spaniard when he's 'spooney',
he goes absolutely 'looney'

Oh, it's frightful! (but delightful)
and the Spanish ladies say,

It's Pom~tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

Ev'ry Spaniard loves bull~fighting,
And I was told that it was awfully exciting;

but I saw a bull fight once, and I
was disappointed terribly.

People said the show would knock me,
but it would take a little more than that to shock me!

for as most ladies do,
I've attended a few
of the drapers' sales at home.

Tiddley~om~pom! Tiddley~om~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

No politeness, no 'beg pardons!'
In the fight to save three 'fardens'.

Oh, the wrangling, and the mangling!
and the language by the way,

Is Pom~tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

Tiddley~om~pom! Tiddley~om~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

No politeness, no 'beg pardons!'
In the fight to save three 'fardens'.

Oh, the wrangling, and the mangling!
and the language by the way,

Is Pom~tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pom!
Tiddley~om~pom~pom~pom~pay!

Soft karaoke
Words
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treble clef
bass clef
Tiddley-Om-Pom! Music-Hall Piano Seq Dr. Pitt-Payne in London UK 3 Jan 2001

Tiddley-Om-Pom! Music-Hall Piano Seq Dr. Pitt-Payne 3 Jan 2001
Music by Orlando Powell
Lyrics by Fred W. Leigh
Sequenced by Dr. Pitt-Payne 3 Jan 2001
Researched by Doug Grierson
Karaoke by Bunty Pritchard Jones