Tell Me Teacher.1942.

Seq - Dr. J.Pitt-Payne. Kar - Bunty Pritchard Jones. Aug 2000.

Ev'ry High School or College,
gives you a pretty good knowledge,
of things you'll never need.

While you're yearning for glamour,
they keep you busy with grammar,
and that's got to stop indeed.

Tell me, Teacher, how to kiss
and when to kiss and who to kiss,

that's a lesson I won't miss,
so Tell Me, Teacher, please!

May I kiss her in the park,
perhaps at noon, or when it's dark?

Must a lipstick leave a mark?
Oh, tell me, teacher, please!

I know each railway junction,
each foreign king and queen;

but how my lips might function
that's where I'm still so green!

Tell Me, Teacher how to love
and when to love and who to love,

That's a lecture I dream of,
so tell me, teacher, please!

Tell me, Teacher, how to kiss
and when to kiss and who to kiss,

that's a lesson I won't miss,
so Tell Me, Teacher, please!

May I kiss her in the park,
perhaps at noon, or when it's dark?

Must a lipstick leave a mark?
Oh, tell me, teacher, please!

I know each bird that's flying,
I name them while I walk;

but when it comes to love~birds,
I only know the stork!

Tell Me, Teacher how to love
and when to love and who to love,

That's a lecture I dream of,
so tell me, teacher, please!

While they're speaking of figures,
I keep on thinking of figures,
And, Gosh! are those figures sweet.

Love's a subject that's thrilling,
and I'm an object that's willing,
let subject and object meet.

Tell me, Teacher, how to kiss
and when to kiss and who to kiss,

that's a lesson I won't miss,
so Tell Me, Teacher, please!

May I kiss her in the park,
perhaps at noon, or when it's dark?

Must a lipstick leave a mark?
Oh, tell me, teacher, please!

I know each railway junction,
each foreign king and queen;

but how my lips might function
that's where I'm still so green!

Tell Me, Teacher how to love
and when to love and who to love,

That's a lecture I dream of,
so tell me, teacher, please!

Tell me, Teacher, how to kiss
and when to kiss and who to kiss,

that's a lesson I won't miss,
so Tell Me, Teacher, please!

May I kiss her in the park,
perhaps at noon, or when it's dark?

Must a lipstick leave a mark?
Oh, tell me, teacher, please!

I know each bird that's flying,
I name them while I walk;

but when it comes to love~birds,
I only know the stork!

Tell Me, Teacher how to love
and when to love and who to love,

That's a lecture I dream of,
so tell me, teacher, please!

Soft karaoke
Words
lyric
treble clef
bass clef
Tell Me Teacher
1942
Copyright 1942 by Schauer and May 23 Denmark Street London WC2
Music by Alec Blewis
Lyrics by Fred S. Tysh
described as a comedy Fox-trot
Featured and Broadcast by
Harry Roy and his Band
MIDI
Doug Grierson - Research
Sequenced by Dr. Pitt-Payne in London UK
Karaoke
by
Bunty Pritchard Jones
Tell Me Teacher 1942 seq Dr. Pitt-Payne in London UK 31 August 2000

Tell Me Teacher 1942 Music by Alec Blewis - Lyrics by Fred S Tysh