Stories Adam Told To Eve 1903

by James Pitt-Payne, London UK - 27 February 2011
2011

Come gather round me little ones
some stories I'll relate,
Don't interrupt your mammy dear,
have patience now and wait,
That ev'ry one of you will laugh
I honestly believe,
While I read you the stories
Adam told to Mother Eve.

Stories Adam told to Eve,
Stories we must all believe,
Adam never did deceive,
Dear old, sweet old, Mother Eve.

I went into a butcher shop
a place I really dread
Give me a pound of dog meat
to the butcher man, I said,
The butcher man called me aside,
and whispered in my ear,
He said: "Miss, I will wrap it up,
or will you eat it here."

Stories Adam told to Eve,
Stories we must all believe,
Adam never did deceive,
Dear old, sweet old, Mother Eve

My brother Charlie's wife
bought him some woolen underwear,
She wanted to protect him
from the damp and chilly air,
He sent a letter to me
and it took away my breath
he wrote the woolen underwear
had tickled him to death.

Stories Adam told to Eve,
Stories we must all believe,
Adam never did deceive,
Dear old, sweet old, Mother Eve

My big fat sister Mary Jane
has caused us all to weep,
The whole night long poor sister
she keeps walking in her sleep.
If brother Bill
could do the same
we wouldn't have to fret,
He'd be upon the police force
of dear old Pittsburg yet.

Stories Adam told to Eve,
Stories we must all believe,
Adam never did deceive,
Dear old, sweet old, Mother Eve...

Soft karaoke
Words
piano 1
piano 2
piano 3
piano 4
lyric
pizz str bass
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Stories Adam Told To Eve 1903
Music by Jean Schwartz
© 1903 by Shaprio, Bernstein & Co.
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sequence & karaoke by James Pitt-Payne, London UK
on Sunday 27 February 2011 at 14.41
in association with Veda Meyer-Castens
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