My Favourite Things 2005 Parody

by James Pitt-Payne, London UK - 18 Dec 2005

Working too late and then bringing home flowers
Fix what's not broken with our special powers
Go get more icecream again and again
These are the reasons why women need men

Scare off the boyfriend our daughter is dating
Say you are right if we're ever debating
Mow front and back and then row the canoe
Sure you can do this, but we still have to

Screw up the grocery list that you gave us
Ten year reunions, say you're rich and famous
Kill all the spiders that we do not fear
These are the reasons why men are still here

Park when we're late
Say you look great
Walk the dog at night
And if we should question the choices you make
Remember you're always right

Always defend you no matter your causes
Be really nice when you have meta... something
Tell you we're soulmates to help you reach Zen
These are the reasons why women need men

Say you are special and there is no other
Promise that you won't turn into your mother
Give you a ring with a wedding bell gist
These are the reasons why men still exist

Screw up the grocery list that you gave us
Ten year reunions, say you're rich and famous
Kill all the spiders that we do not fear
These are the reasons why men are still here

Lasso your stars
Open jam jars
Be there through and through
Despite all the details that you need us for
All we really need...
Is
You

Soft karaoke
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