Me And Myself And My Wife's Husband 1936

by james Pitt-Payne, London UK - 3 Sept 2011
2011

In a little village known as
WinkieOnThePin
You'll find three fellows who
are just a crazy crew.
You can bet your braces
that they're known both near and far.
They're called "The Three Disgraces"
and I'll tell you who they are

They're Me and myself
and my wife's husband
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
We're real good pals you know
Where one goes, we all go.
And ev'ry time the wife's away
we go out on the spree
When I say: "We"
I mean "Myself"
"My wife's old man" and "Me"
I pay for the first
because I have a thirst
then both the others have a go
Then arm in arm
we stagger out
all walking in a row. Who?
Me and myself
and my wife's husband.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Me and myself
and my wife's husband
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
We're real good pals you know
Where one goes, we all go.
And ev'ry time the wife's away
we go out on the spree
When I say: "We"
I mean "Myself"
"My wife's old man" and "Me"
I pay for the first
because I have a thirst
then both the others have a go
Then arm in arm
we stagger out
all walking in a row. Who?
Me and myself
and my wife's husband.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

I very seldom quarrel with myself,
for if I do,
he starts a row with me,
And so does Number Three.
But sometimes I talk to myself,
and tell me what I think
then my wife's husband smooths me down
and buys us all a drink.

They're Me and myself
and my wife's husband
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
We're real good pals you know
Where one goes, we all go.
And ev'ry time the wife's away
we go out on the spree
When I say: "We"
I mean "Myself"
"My wife's old man" and "Me"
I pay for the first
because I have a thirst
then both the others have a go
Then arm in arm
we stagger out
all walking in a row. Who?
Me and myself
and my wife's husband.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Me and myself
and my wife's husband
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
We're real good pals you know
Where one goes, we all go.
And ev'ry time the wife's away
we go out on the spree
When I say: "We"
I mean "Myself"
"My wife's old man" and "Me"
I pay for the first
because I have a thirst
then both the others have a go
Then arm in arm
we stagger out
all walking in a row. Who?
Me and myself
and my wife's husband.
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Soft karaoke
Words
piano 1
piano 2
piano 3
piano 4
lyric
pizz str bass
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Me And Myself And My Wife's Husband 1936
by Rex London
© MCMXXXVI by MacMelodies Ltd. London WC2
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sequence & karaoke by James Pitt-Payne, London UK
on Saturday 3 September 2011 at 12.02
in association with Veda Meyer-Castens
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