I've Only One Idea About The Girls 1914

by James Pitt-Payne, London UK - 20 January 2011
2011

Young Jeremiah Wilde
he was the only child
of a millionaire,
he didn't have a care,
he was a mixer and a fixer
in society
he was a credit to the Wild family,
all the girls in town
followed him around
he has a brand new blonde each day
he'd always fall for ev'ry doll
but wise little Jerry would say:

I've only one idea about the girls
and that's to love 'em
I want to love' em
when I was six months old
I loved my nurse
and ev'ry day the feeling
has been growing worse,
and ev'ry time I'm next
to the female sex
I want to kiss 'em
I never miss 'em
and when I'm old and grey
and I am all alone
I hope they'll let me stay
in some old Ladies Home
when I'm with the girls
I'm loving them all the time.

I've only one idea about the girls
and that's to love 'em
I want to love' em
when I was six months old
I loved my nurse
and ev'ry day the feeling
has been growing worse,
and ev'ry time I'm next
to the female sex
I want to kiss 'em
I never miss 'em
and when I'm old and grey
and I am all alone
I hope they'll let me stay
in some old Ladies Home
when I'm with the girls
I'm loving them all the time.

When Jerry wandered out,
he took his runaabout
that had a vacant seat
for any girl he'd meet
then he would wine 'em
and he'd dine 'em
treat 'em all the same,
He was a master
at the love making game,
he never went too far
in his motor car
he never lingered in the dark
though he had a thirst
just "Safety First!"
was wise little Jerry's remark:

I've only one idea about the girls
and that's to love 'em
I want to love' em
when I was six months old
I loved my nurse
and ev'ry day the feeling
has been growing worse,
and ev'ry time I'm next
to the female sex
I want to kiss 'em
I never miss 'em
and when I'm old and grey
and I am all alone
I hope they'll let me stay
in some old Ladies Home
when I'm with the girls
I'm loving them all the time.

I've only one idea about the girls
and that's to love 'em
I want to love' em
when I was six months old
I loved my nurse
and ev'ry day the feeling
has been growing worse,
and ev'ry time I'm next
to the female sex
I want to kiss 'em
I never miss 'em
and when I'm old and grey
and I am all alone
I hope they'll let me stay
in some old Ladies Home
when I'm with the girls
I'm loving them all the time.

Soft karaoke
Words
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lyric
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I've Only One Idea About The Girls 1914
(And That's To Love 'Em)
by Joe McCarthy, Earl Carroll & Al Piantadosi
© MCMXIV by Leo Feist Inc.  N.Y.
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sequence & karaoke by James Pitt-Payne, London UK
on Thursday 20 January 2011 at 13.53
in association with Veda Meyer-Castens
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