He's Tall Dark and Handsome.

Seq - Dr. J.Pitt-Payne. Kar - Bunty Pritchard Jones. Jan 2001.

"Oh! I feel so excited,
I'm nervous as can be,"
said Mary to a friend that she knew.

"Oh! you would be delighted
and feel the same as me
if someone introduced him to you.

It's the first time we met,
He's the kind you can't forget,
He's tall dark and handsome.

Tho' I don't know his name,
or the place from whence he came,
He's tall dark and handsome.

He has the brand of kisses you'd adore,
I never thought they kissed that way before.

He's a type that makes you feel,
that he's too good to be real,
He's tall dark and handsome.

Tho' he wears a toupee
with a hat he looks O.K.
He's tall dark and handsome.

Oh he's not fat or lean,
He's kind of in between,
He's tall dark and handsome.

He brought a cow into a bank one day,
To have the cow's milk certified they say.

Tho' he's mentally weak,
I'm in love with his physique,
He's tall dark and handsome.

When I first let him kiss me,
he said he liked my 'cheek'.

Well if he likes my 'cheek',
I like his sauce.

He says how much he missed me,
He'll marry me next week,
Or soon as he can get his divorce.

Tho' his teeth aren't real,
He's got lots of sex appeal,
He's tall dark and handsome.

When he's cold, I can tell,
When he's hot, he's hot as ~well!
He's tall dark and handsome.

I wouldn't say that he's a flaming youth,
Was in The Civil War to tell the truth.

But I don't mind his age,
Cause his bank account's the rage,
He's tall dark and handsome.

Got a lot of good points,
But they're artificial joints,
He's tall dark and handsome.

Tho' he stutters a bit,
He's got loads and loads of 'it',
He's tall dark and handsome.

I'm kinda puzzled ev'rytime he speaks,
you know it's hard to understand the Greeks,

with his foreign technique,
He can love me till I'm weak,
He's tall dark and handsome.

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He's Tall Dark and Handsome 1928 seq Dr. Pitt-Payne in London UK 14 Dec 2000

He's Tall Dark and Handsome
1928
music by Al Sherman
lyrics Charles Tobias
with 2nd verse by Harry Carlton
Researched by Doug Grierson
sequenced by Dr. Pitt-Payne 14 Dec 2000
Karaoke by Bunty Pritchard Jones
score - thanks Bunty