Heinze 1909

by James Pitt-Payne, London UK - 28 May 2010
2010

Old Rudolph Heinze was big and fat,
and also full of cheer,
Chucked way up full of cheer
and way up full of beer,
For Rudolph Heinze collected
for a brew'ry very near,
A job that many men would like to try.
At four or five,
or six o'clock,
or seven, eight or nine,
Old Rudolph Heinze would think about
his coming home to dine,
and when old Misses Heinze
would see him coming down the line,
she'd throw her both her hands
and loudly cry:

Heinze, Heinze,
vot's de matter mit Heinze?
Heinze is vobboling down the street,
Vot's de matter mit Heinze's feet?
Ach! my,
dot's de trouble mit men:
He's been to sixty seven bars,
Unt Heinze is pickled again.

Heinze, Heinze,
vot's de matter mit Heinze?
Heinze is vobboling down the street,
Vot's de matter mit Heinze's feet?
Ach! my,
dot's de trouble mit men:
He's been to sixty seven bars,
Unt Heinze is pickled again.

"Why haf we no dill pickles?"
Once to Misses Heinze said he,
"Go, get some quick for me."
"Yes, I will not," said she,
"Vile you are at the table
sitting right beside of me."
A pickle you haf got is quite enough.
More yet, next time ven you comes home
unt makes dose funny curves,
I'm goin' to give you someting
vot a man like you deserves,
I'll chuck you in the cellar
mit de rest of de preserves,
Unt don't forget, olt man,
I nefer bluff:

Heinze, Heinze,
vot's de matter mit Heinze?
Heinze is vobboling down the street,
Vot's de matter mit Heinze's feet?
Ach! my,
dot's de trouble mit men:
He's been to sixty seven bars,
Unt Heinze is pickled again.

Heinze, Heinze,
vot's de matter mit Heinze?
Heinze is vobboling down the street,
Vot's de matter mit Heinze's feet?
Ach! my,
dot's de trouble mit men:
He's been to sixty seven bars,
Unt Heinze is pickled again.

Soft karaoke
Words
piano 1
piano 2
piano 3
piano 4
lyric
pizz str bass
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Heinze 1909
Music by Egbert van Alstyne
Lyrics by Harry Williams
© MCMIX by Jerome H.Remick & Co. - New York & Detroit
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sequence & karaoke by James Pitt-Payne, London UK
on Friday 28 May 2010 at 21.01
in association with Veda Meyer-Castens
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