Grow a Little Goatee Beard 2005 Parody

by James Pitt-Payne, London UK - 17 Dec 2005

When your midlife crisis
gets you from behind
You mustn't mind
that your health has declined
Grow a little goatee beard,
it's so refined
You'll find

Even though it never could be called unique
It's oh, so chic and c'est magnifique
Grow a little goatee beard
takes but a week

Nobody will take a look at you
and frown with pity
With your little beard they'll think
you so refined and witty
A celebrititty

Even though you're aging and your B.P's high
You mustn't sigh and you mustn't cry
Grow a little goatee beard as time goes by

What's the use of worrying and feeling doubt
Just 'cause your waistline is getting stout
Grow a little goatee beard as hair falls out

No more simple fantasies, depraved as sin
It's real life now, so get stuck in
Grow a little goatee beard upon your chin

You will have a rakish look
that doesn't hail from Peckham
See the ladies doubletake
and think you're David Beckham
So go and feck 'em

Even when the darkest clouds are in the sky
You mustn't sigh and you mustn't cry
Grow a little goatee beard,
hold your chin high

Soft karaoke
Words
piano 1
piano 2
piano 3
piano 4
lyric
pizz str bass
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Spread A Little Happiness 1938
from "Mister Cinders"
Music by Vivian Ellis
Lyrics by Clifford Grey
sequence and karaoke by Dr. Pitt-Payne in London UK
on Sunday 21 September 2003 at 23.18
in association with Doug Grierson
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