Bleep! Old Birds 2005 Parody

by James Pitt-Payne, London UK - 18 Dec 2005

On a Soho street corner, the old woman stands
Beckoning punters her way
Her pimp soon approaches and rudely demands
How much money has she made today
"How much have you taken, how much have you got?"
"Ten pounds Twop from the guys"
"Which tightfisted bastard gave only Twop?"
"All of them did," she replies

BLEEP! old birds, tuppence a hag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a hag
BLEEP! old birds, tuppence a hag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a hag

For it's your invitation
To cheap fornication
Won't cost you an arm, or a leg
But best use protection
Upon your erection
Or it might cost you much worse instead

Get herpes, tuppence a hag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a hag
STD's, tuppence a hag
Tuppence, comeuppance, tuppence a hag

Aged birds, dressed up as lamb
Mutton, mutton dressed up as lamb
Ancient birds, tuppence a hag
Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a sha...

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