Along Came Bialy 2000 'The Producers' - Mel Brooks

Dr. Pitt-Payne in London UK - 17 Oct 2003

[Max:] The time has come
to be a lover from the Argentine,
to slick my hair down with Brilliantine,
and gargle heavily with Listerine.
It's time for Max
to put his backers on their backs
and thrill them with amazing acts.
those aging nymphomaniacs
Ah! Ah!

They were helpless, they were hopeless
then along came Bialy!
They were joyless,
they were boyless,
then along came Bialy!
They're my angels
I'm their devil,
and I keep those embers aglow.
When I woo 'em,
I can't lose 'em,
'cause I cast my spell
'n' they start yellin'
[spoken:] fire down below!

They were listing,
they were sinking,
then along came Bialy!
they were desp'rate,
they were drinking, then along came Bialy!
So romantic, they were frantic,
then their prayers were heard up above.
Heaven sent them their Bialy!
I'm the celebration of love!

[First Little Old Lady:] Life
had passed us by
and love had stolen away.
[Second Little Old Lady:] At the
end of our rope,
we'd given up hope
of one last roll in the hay.
[Third Little Old Lady:] Discarded dolls,
abandoned wrecks condemned to a life
of sitting and knitting,
when all we really wanted was - sex!

[Little Old Ladies:] We were
listing, we were sinking,
then along came Bialy!
We were desp'rate, we were drinking
then along came Bialy!
So romantic, we were frantic,
then our prayers were heard up above.
It's Bialy, hail Bialy!
He's the culmination, the restoration,
the consummation, the titilation, ejaculation,
he's the celebration of love!

Soft karaoke
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Along Came Bialy XG 2000 Mel Brooks
from "The Producers"
Music and Lyrics by Mel Brooks
copyright 2000 by Mel Brooks Music (BMI)
sequence, arrangement, and karaoke by James Pitt-Payne
on Friday 17 October 2003 at 08.57
in association with Doug Grierson
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