It's A Bore. Gigi.

Seq - Dr. J.Pitt-Payne. Kar - Bunty Pritchard Jones. Feb 2001.

[Honore] Look at all the captivating,
fascinating things there are to do!

[Gaston] Name two.

[Honore] Look at all the pleasures,
all the myriad of treasures we have got.

[Gaston] Like what?

[Honore] Look at Paris in the Spring,
when each solitary thing,

is more beautiful
than ever before.

You can hear ev'ry tree almost say,
Look at me!

[Gaston spoken] What colour are the trees?
[Honore] Green.

[Gaston] What colour where they yesterday?
[Honore] Green.

[Gaston] And next year?
[Honore] Green.

[Gaston sings] It's a bore.

[Honore] Don't you marvel at the power,
of the mighty Eiffel Tow'r,
Knowing there it will remain ever more?

Climbing up to the sky,
over ninety stories high....

[Gaston spoken] How many stories?
[Honore] Ninety!

[Gaston] How many yesterday?
[Honore] Ninety!

[Gaston] and tomorrow?
[Honore] Ninety.

[Gaston sings] It's a bore.

[Honore] The river Seine?....
[Gaston] All it can do is flow.

[Honore] But think of wine!
[Gaston] It's white or red.

[Honore] But think of girls!
[Gaston] It's either yes or no,

and if it's no or if it's yes,
it simply couldn't matter less.

[Honore] But think of a race,
with your horse in seventh place,

then he suddenly begins,
and he catches up and wins,
with a roar!

[Gaston] It's a bore.

[Honore] Don't you dream for heaven's sake?
[Gaston] Dreaming keeps me wide awake!

[Honore] Life's a gay romantic fling!
[Gaston] If you like that sort of thing!

[Honore] It's intriguing!
[Gaston] It's fatiguing!
[Honore] It's a game!

[Gaston sings] It's the same dull world,
wherever you go,

whatever place you are at.
The earth is round and ev'rything on it is flat!

[Honore] Don't tell me Venice has no lure!
[Gaston] Just a town without a sew'r.

[Honore] The Leaning Tower I adore!
[Gaston] Indecision is a bore!

[Honore] But think of pate,
Then a fresh turbot grille;

The rognons en brochette;
Salad, cheese, crepes suzettes!

What a thrill!
[Gaston] I'd be ill!

[Honore spoken] The Mona Lisa's form and grace...
[Gaston] Just another pretty face!

[Honore] Watching winter time unfold!
[Gaston] Winter really leaves me cold.

[Honore] But the dawn!
[Gaston] It's a yawn,
Life is blah.

[Honore] Not to moi.
[Gaston] Dull as tea.

[Honore] Not to me, just to you....
[Both] It's a Bore.

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Gigi 02 It's A Bore seq Dr. Pitt-Payne in London UK 23 Feb 2001

Copyright 1957 and 1975
Lerner and Loewe
score and sequence by Dr. Pitt-Payne
in association with Doug Grierson
Karaoke by Bunty Pritchard Jones